See, Americans, never let it be said I don't love you dearly... I hope you're all having an awesome day celebrating your Independence Day (that *is* what today celebrates, no?) and having BBQs and drinking beer and watching fireworks and everything else that Hollywood tells me you all do religiously on the 4th of July!
I even have (recycled) fireworks for you - enjoy!
What other things do you guys do that Hollywood doesn't tell me about? Are there any interesting local traditions involving setting things on fire? I like local traditions that involve setting things (though not people, it should go without saying) on fire...
In which I move to Paris, start a new job, quit smoking and become an all round new and shiny person. Or not. But the moving to Paris/new job bit is real.
Showing posts with label expat. Show all posts
Showing posts with label expat. Show all posts
Monday, 4 July 2011
Friday, 1 July 2011
Happy Canada Day!
I'm not sure if I have any Canadians reading this, but in case I do, Happy Canada Day to you! (I've just found out it's Canada Day. Hence the late post. Sorry!) I assume this involves beer, fireworks and possibly maple syrup.
If it doesn't, do tell - the comparison with Bastille Day coming up will be interesting!
If it doesn't, do tell - the comparison with Bastille Day coming up will be interesting!
Monday, 25 April 2011
Finding a Flat: Day 2
Dear landlords,
I'm 27 years old. I've lived on my own for nearly the last decade. I've been employed for the last 6 years, continue to be employed, and have documentation to prove it. I don't, however, have 3 previous payslips, because this is a new job. It is not because I'm not going to be earning any money while I'm here, it's because I have this odd attachment to having somewhere to live whilst working, and so I need to find somewhere to live when I'm not supposed to be in the office. Like now.
I also don't have any relatives in France. Even if I did, see above about having managed to rent places independently for nearly a decade - I do not see why on earth my parents should consider it anything other than ridiculous if I were to turn round and ask them to act as guarantors. And since they aren't in France, they don't count anyway.
Please read our paperwork, realise that we're not going to default on the rent, and allow us to give you large, large sums of money in exchange for somewhere to live.
Lots of love,
Me
Does anyone have any suggestions about how to break this deadlock? Have we just found particularly picky landlords so far? (I hope so!) I'm almost willing to go along with the infantilisation and ask my parents to act as guarantors, since it'll be pointless as we're not going to default on the rent, but they aren't in France so this doesn't really solve the problem. How do other expats manage? Any suggestions welcome!
I'm 27 years old. I've lived on my own for nearly the last decade. I've been employed for the last 6 years, continue to be employed, and have documentation to prove it. I don't, however, have 3 previous payslips, because this is a new job. It is not because I'm not going to be earning any money while I'm here, it's because I have this odd attachment to having somewhere to live whilst working, and so I need to find somewhere to live when I'm not supposed to be in the office. Like now.
I also don't have any relatives in France. Even if I did, see above about having managed to rent places independently for nearly a decade - I do not see why on earth my parents should consider it anything other than ridiculous if I were to turn round and ask them to act as guarantors. And since they aren't in France, they don't count anyway.
Please read our paperwork, realise that we're not going to default on the rent, and allow us to give you large, large sums of money in exchange for somewhere to live.
Lots of love,
Me
Does anyone have any suggestions about how to break this deadlock? Have we just found particularly picky landlords so far? (I hope so!) I'm almost willing to go along with the infantilisation and ask my parents to act as guarantors, since it'll be pointless as we're not going to default on the rent, but they aren't in France so this doesn't really solve the problem. How do other expats manage? Any suggestions welcome!
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