I can move again!

Osteopaths are genius. This one cracked my spine, scared me by nearly breaking my neck, and fixed all the pain and weirdness when I walk.

If I wake up paralysed tomorrow, I reserve the right to take all this back and sue her for everything she's got (which, judging by the price she charged me, will be significant!) - but for this afternoon, it's bliss. My neck turns and everything! And I have no more pins and needles in my arm and hand! Amazing!